Naughty or Nice Pencils

Will I crash the family Christmas party again and make a scene eating this whole thing of candy beans? Or will this be the year I finally buckle down and give everyone those hand-carved reindeer miniatures I've been promising for so long? Who says I have to choose, anyway? I'm not taking advice from a damn box.

8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils Made in the USA Box Size: 7 ½" H x 2 ½" W x ⅜" L