A Candle for the Favorite Child | Funny Candle

I'm not one to brag. And that's just one of the reasons I'm the favorite child. Intelligence, charm, rugged good looks, and modesty. Mom and Dad said they broke the mold when they made me. But I'm not supposed to tell you that. I hear you're pretty fragile. And that's why I'm so nice to you! Honestly, you're so lucky to have me as a sibling. Better Clothes Scented Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.

© 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2  ½" H Burn time: 60 hours