A Candle for Caffeine Addicts | Funny Candle

Don't talk to me before my first coffee. I mean it. I need at least a full pot before I can even talk properly. I don't know exactly how I got here but I'm definitely digging it. Without sporting vibrating knees and jittery teeth, is it really even me at this point? I wear caffeine like a suit of armor. My own personal suit of piping-hot, nutty-flavored, full-blown anxiety.

Coffee Shop Scented Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours

Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2021 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2  ½" H